Post by chamber on Oct 2, 2013 16:47:08 GMT -5
O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee!
BANG!
Some where in Canada...in the middle of no where is a small kid, around 12 years ago standing in a field where the grass is tad taller than what you would find in a city or village but out in the middle of the country no one cares if you do or don't cut the grass. This kid is where brown pants that have been cut into shorts, a long sleeve stripped shirt and his mom's ugg boots. He's standing in front of a fence, a pretty thick steel cable fence that is holding in buffalo. In the field on the other side of the fence is a herd of buffalo eating grass and pooping. I would guess buffalo do about as much with it's like as a cow does. Eats, poops, pees and ends up dinner at some point. Anyways these buffalo are huge, like freaking huge when you're 12 years old. Just then there is a voice calling for the boy from the house.
"JOSH!!!! JOSH!!!! It's 3:30!!!! You wanted me to remind you when it was 3:30!"
Josh's eyes get wide and he searches for his phone which is in his back pocket. "CRAP!" he says as he swipes the screen on his phone and it comes to life. He quickly taps away on his screen to bring up his CANX app but when it goes to play the latest footage from the latest show, it doesn't work. Josh starts to panic. He tries again and nothing. Josh check his phone and tears start to form in his eyes and he drops to his knees and scream.
"NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
On his phone it is blinking "NO SERVICE AT THIS TIME."
We fade from the image of the Canadian flag waving in the breeze to inside a studio where we see one of the voices of Can X in James "Blacklotis" Clark and sitting next to him is Board member Steve "Chamber" Sinclair.
Blacklotis "Hello and welcome to our CanX.com exclusive show, the CanX recap! I am James Clark and joining me today is my former boss, and a member of the board here in CanX, Steve Sinclair!"
Chamber "Ah thank you Lotis and hey, I just got a text from Kid Krazy. He said you still can't beat him."
Lotis "Fuck you!"
Chamber "Anyways folks here we are to recap the action from over the weekend from CanX and get you all set for our first IPPV next week!"
Lotis "The ever popular Bruise Cruise where we will crown the CanX Tag Team Champions."
Chamber "Also the World Heavyweight and Legacy titles will also be on the line but first!"
Lotis "We need to go over what went down last week and right off the bat Steve the show opened up with some sad news."
Chamber "Some sad news indeed. Angelo Valour and his brother Travis came out to a packed house to inform everyone that Shawn Alexander Cage."
Lotis "Aka SAC!"
Chamber "Had some personal issues that just came up and he would have to take some time off from Canadian X Pro to deal with his troubles at home and because of that, he wouldn't be able to take part in the Main Event, the five man ladder match for the Legacy title."
Lotis "That's when Travis stepped forward and offered refunds..."
Chamber "And these two really big chicks in the front row got up and started to waddle to get their refunds. That created a huge hole in the front row for TV."
Lotis "Luckily thou your mom was in town and we used her as a seat filler."
Chamber "You shouldn't talk about your wife like that."
Lotis "And so Angelo announced that Greyson Blaze would pull double duty here tonight and he would replace SAC in the Main Event!"
Chamber "It was then reported that Brett Starr tipped a coke machine over upon hearing the news."
Lotis "Reports have it that he was upset over the last minute replacement."
Chamber "We have seen these two now for a couple of weeks James go back and forth and while Greyson was probably happy about this news, I can imagine that Starr wasn't so thrilled about this news."
Lotis "You know he prepared all week long for SAC and at the last second, he now has to face Greyson. I would be pissed about that too."
Chamber "Yup. No doubt."
Lotis "So we will see how the Legacy Champion dealt with that in the Main Event but first we had other matches on the card."
Chamber "Yes we did! Our first match of the night was a three way between Stephen Mitchell, Cid White and Jack Savage!"
Lotis "We have seen Cid White in the CanX for a while now. He has been here since day one and while he's not have the success he would hope to have here in CanX he is still a threat to deal with."
Chamber "This was our first look at both Mitchell and Savage and we don't know too much about them but they did put on a good show and showed that we could see great things from them"
Lotis "In the end it was Cid White with the win. I think we have some footage....yes?"
Chamber "ROLL THE DAMN TAPE!!!"
Mikey Cid just broke up the pin on Jack Savage!"
Clark That was close Mikey! Real Close!
Cid White takes Mitchell and sends him into the ropes and connects with a big boot to the face. Mitchell rolls onto his side while holding his face and slowly rolls towards the ropes. Cid stomps on Mitchell and then helps Mitchell to his feet.
Mikey What....what is Cid doing?
Clark Gorilla press slam over the top rope Mikey!!!!
Cid White picks Mitchell up and tosses him over the top rope! Mitchell lands pretty hard on the floor below. Jack Savage slowly gets back to his feet, but Cid kicks him in the midsection and then hooks him and lands the WHITE OUT! Cid with the cover.
1....2.....3!!!!!
Mikey Cid has done it!
Chamber "So there we have it. Cid White with the win!"
Lotis "And he has been heating up and next week he teams up with another new comer to CanX in NASCAR Billy at Bruise Cruise."
Chamber "And they beat the Yakamoto sisters last week I think it was. Those two could be the sleeper team of the tournament."
Lotis "They could."
Chamber "After the match Nick Cortez tried to get a word from Brett Starr and he wasn't in the talking mood."
Lotis "You could tell he was annoyed over the last minute replacement."
Chamber "And before the camera's turn their attention back to the ring they caught NASCAR Billy coming out of Hoshi's locker room as he was getting ready for his match."
Lotis "Interesting."
Chamber "I do believe there is a no hanky panky policy in the locker rooms here in CanX guys! I would hate to write anyone up for breaking that policy."
Lotis "Yeah! You don't want that on your PTL!"
Chamber "Nope!"
Lotis "So...when the camera's back on the ring it is time for Greyson Blaze and NASCAR Billy!"
Chamber "Cue the Red Solo cup song!"
Blaze connects with a swinging neck breaker on Billy!
Mikey Billy started out full of fight, but he is just out matched here in this match.
Clark Greyson is a multi time World champion. This is Billy's second career match. The kid is getting schooled here tonight!
Blaze sets Billy up and lifts him in a vertical suplex and holds him straight up for a few seconds. He drops Billy in middle of the ring and then points at the top turnbuckle.
Mikey This might be it James!
Clark I think so Mikey!
Greyson climbs the turnbuckles and poses on the top turnbuckle before hitting Dead Silence! Greyson hooks the leg.
1...2....3!!!
Clark Billy should just chalk this one up as a big lesson on how to win a match.
Mikey And more importantly Greyson didn't over tax himself in this match. He will have some left in the back for the Main Event!
Chamber "So NASCAR Billy got spun out here tonight and ended up going home on the hook."
Lotis "He did but I'm sure we will see more from the kid in the future here. He is talented."
Chamber "So after that match, Greyson looked up as the CanX Legacy title was already hanging above the ring and pointed towards it."
Lotis "You know he wants that title."
Chamber "And only one match stood between him and that title."[/p][/p]