Post by Moxie on Aug 11, 2013 19:54:34 GMT -5
So……am I supposed to be afraid? Am I supposed to be shaking in my boots?
Because I’m not. Well……I am shaking. But that’s from the fits of uncontrollable laughter that watching The Dark Spyder IV’s latest tirade gave me. Seriously, Spyder. I haven’t seen anything so pathetic in months. Maybe even years. So congrats for that, I guess.
I mean, what was this latest rant of yours supposed to prove, really? All you did was show what happened last week, then gave a play by play with your opinions on it. Which by the way is something that you’ve done already about a million times on Twitter and almost every time you open your mouth, really. Oh and did I mention that anyone who was watching your little video had probably already seen the show last week otherwise they wouldn’t know who you are? So really, all you did was waste the world’s time, rob us of ten or so minutes of our lives and regurgitate some bullshit that we’ve already known about for almost a week now.
Way to be original, Charlotte. But I’ve got news for you. I’m not trapped in your web.
You talk about this match in Medicine Hat like it was part of some grand scheme of yours. But I know the truth, Spyder. And I’ve already told it to you. There is no scheme. There is no “web”. There’s just a sad man in a mask that’s merely two matches into his career who fucked up so badly in his first match that he’s had to retcon the fuck out of things in order to make himself look like some cunning mastermind instead of a rookie who’s gotten his career off to a rocky start.
And what kind of come back did you give me? How did you describe that fuck up last week where you cost yourself the match? By calling it like only a rookie would see it. Again, just drop the bullshit man. Own up to what happened. Instead, you come out and talk about how basically you didn’t give a shit about the match. You just wanted to catch me in your Web and not let go.
Maybe there's an outside chance that you did, Spyder. You are an idiot after all. And a rookie, which is a double whammy against you. But think of the big picture. Imagine how Chris Madison or Cid White feel hearing you say that. That you didn’t care about the match. You got your match anyway because you wanted to face me all along. Could you not seem any more like an arrogant ass?
I mean, it takes one to know one. And I’m the biggest ass that this business has ever seen. But your spiel is getting downright embarrassing for you. If you didn’t care about the four way dance last week, if the result meant that little to you, if you weren’t in it to win it then why did you even bother showing up for the show?
You talk about not really costing yourself anything last week. Well, I’d say that all of this talking out of your ass has cost you a lot of things. Your credibility and the respect of your peers are chief among them. I mean, you’re ranting has gone from the utterly ridiculous to an insulting level of arrogance. Imagine how the locker room feels about you, kid. Hell, imagine how Angelo feels about all of this.
He’s getting a hell of a match for the opening round of his tournament. That much IS true. But he’s also getting an earful from a rookie who’s stated that he cared more about hitting this move or that one than winning a match. Are you really that stupid, man? Are your priorities really that out of whack?
Sure, you had goals for the four way, right? That’s great. But it’s pretty ridiculous that none of those goals were winning. And what’s worse is how you’ve shrugged off the fact that you lost like it’s nothing. There was a lot more riding on last week than just the right to pick your opponent this week, Spyder. There was pride. There was momentum. Who wouldn’t want to say that they were there for Canadian X’s first show, that they were on that card and that they managed to win their match and make history?
Apparently you. And imagine how insulting that is to all of the boys in the back or to even Angelo. But that don't mean shit to you, right? You hit this move or that move, you locked the Web on me. Who cares if you didn't win, right? I mean, ten years from now people will remember it, right? God knows you'll probably be bringing it up every week so I'd be kind of shocked if anyone did forget it.....
Listen, this has gone beyond ridiculous. And I’m almost past the point of actually giving a damn about you enough to call you out on all of this bullshit. You think that putting me in the Web last week gives you some kind of upper hand this week? It don’t. It just gave me a chance to see the best of what you have in your arsenal. Then it gave me seven days to find a counter to it.
Face it, Spyder. You’ve dug your own hole. With each word you’ve dug yourself deeper and come Medicine Hat I’m going to give you one hell of a rude awakening like only I can. Good luck, spidey. Because I guarantee you that you’re going to need it.
Because I’m not. Well……I am shaking. But that’s from the fits of uncontrollable laughter that watching The Dark Spyder IV’s latest tirade gave me. Seriously, Spyder. I haven’t seen anything so pathetic in months. Maybe even years. So congrats for that, I guess.
I mean, what was this latest rant of yours supposed to prove, really? All you did was show what happened last week, then gave a play by play with your opinions on it. Which by the way is something that you’ve done already about a million times on Twitter and almost every time you open your mouth, really. Oh and did I mention that anyone who was watching your little video had probably already seen the show last week otherwise they wouldn’t know who you are? So really, all you did was waste the world’s time, rob us of ten or so minutes of our lives and regurgitate some bullshit that we’ve already known about for almost a week now.
Way to be original, Charlotte. But I’ve got news for you. I’m not trapped in your web.
You talk about this match in Medicine Hat like it was part of some grand scheme of yours. But I know the truth, Spyder. And I’ve already told it to you. There is no scheme. There is no “web”. There’s just a sad man in a mask that’s merely two matches into his career who fucked up so badly in his first match that he’s had to retcon the fuck out of things in order to make himself look like some cunning mastermind instead of a rookie who’s gotten his career off to a rocky start.
And what kind of come back did you give me? How did you describe that fuck up last week where you cost yourself the match? By calling it like only a rookie would see it. Again, just drop the bullshit man. Own up to what happened. Instead, you come out and talk about how basically you didn’t give a shit about the match. You just wanted to catch me in your Web and not let go.
Maybe there's an outside chance that you did, Spyder. You are an idiot after all. And a rookie, which is a double whammy against you. But think of the big picture. Imagine how Chris Madison or Cid White feel hearing you say that. That you didn’t care about the match. You got your match anyway because you wanted to face me all along. Could you not seem any more like an arrogant ass?
I mean, it takes one to know one. And I’m the biggest ass that this business has ever seen. But your spiel is getting downright embarrassing for you. If you didn’t care about the four way dance last week, if the result meant that little to you, if you weren’t in it to win it then why did you even bother showing up for the show?
You talk about not really costing yourself anything last week. Well, I’d say that all of this talking out of your ass has cost you a lot of things. Your credibility and the respect of your peers are chief among them. I mean, you’re ranting has gone from the utterly ridiculous to an insulting level of arrogance. Imagine how the locker room feels about you, kid. Hell, imagine how Angelo feels about all of this.
He’s getting a hell of a match for the opening round of his tournament. That much IS true. But he’s also getting an earful from a rookie who’s stated that he cared more about hitting this move or that one than winning a match. Are you really that stupid, man? Are your priorities really that out of whack?
Sure, you had goals for the four way, right? That’s great. But it’s pretty ridiculous that none of those goals were winning. And what’s worse is how you’ve shrugged off the fact that you lost like it’s nothing. There was a lot more riding on last week than just the right to pick your opponent this week, Spyder. There was pride. There was momentum. Who wouldn’t want to say that they were there for Canadian X’s first show, that they were on that card and that they managed to win their match and make history?
Apparently you. And imagine how insulting that is to all of the boys in the back or to even Angelo. But that don't mean shit to you, right? You hit this move or that move, you locked the Web on me. Who cares if you didn't win, right? I mean, ten years from now people will remember it, right? God knows you'll probably be bringing it up every week so I'd be kind of shocked if anyone did forget it.....
Listen, this has gone beyond ridiculous. And I’m almost past the point of actually giving a damn about you enough to call you out on all of this bullshit. You think that putting me in the Web last week gives you some kind of upper hand this week? It don’t. It just gave me a chance to see the best of what you have in your arsenal. Then it gave me seven days to find a counter to it.
Face it, Spyder. You’ve dug your own hole. With each word you’ve dug yourself deeper and come Medicine Hat I’m going to give you one hell of a rude awakening like only I can. Good luck, spidey. Because I guarantee you that you’re going to need it.
