Is This On?

We open on a screen of static before it stutters into a shot of a small hotel room, Suddenly, Hoshi's face appears right in front of the lens.

Kira: *off-screen* Is it ready yet!?

Hoshi: I don't know, Ki. I'm not exactly an expert with these things.

Kira saunters into view, adjusting her hair.

Kira: I thought you knew Japanese.

Hoshi: I do. Japanese lazily translated into English, however...

Kira bends forward and now her face also fills the frame. She then looks up.

Kira: There's a red light...it's blinking. I think it's on.

Hoshi stands back, looks at the light, and shrugs dismissively. 

Hoshi: Oh, well. We can at least rehearse it.

The sisters move back and sit on the edge of the bed,

Hoshi: What's up, Canada!? My name's Hoshi Yakamoto and this is-

Kira: Kira Michaela-Louise DiAtella-Yakamoto.

Kira looks across at Hoshi.

Kira: Why can't I introduce myself?

Hoshi: You just did. Don't pad your part.

Kira: You're taking all the lines!

Hoshi: *sigh* Okay...you go.

Kira: Hello, boys. I'm Kira Yakamoto and I'll be in your dreams tonight. Me and my big sis have been wrestling around the world and are now taking on the nation of Canada. 

Hoshi: Not that we haven't been up here before.

Kira: A little.

Hoshi: Kira, I'm a naturalised Canadian citizen!

Kira: Yeah, well, I'm not, so...

Hoshi: Anyway, it's totally awesome that we get to be a part of things jere at Canadian X Pro and super-awesome that our first match here has lucha-libre rules.

Kira: You say awesome a lot.

Hoshi: Okay, yeah, but I'm a former Luchador. I wrestled with some of the best in Mexico and if anyone on this roster knows about fighting lucha- style, it's me. 

Kira: Not to mention that we're not just two random morons the company happened to slap together. 

Hoshi: Well, I wouldn't call them morons, Kira...

Kira: NASCAR Billy? The guy is everything wrong about the South. He's dumb, he's crass, I doubt he's ever washed...

Hoshi: Since when did you star being defensive about the South?

Kira: You may have claimed The Great White North as your home, but I'm still a Florida girl, at heart.

Hoshi: Central Florida, Kira. It's hardly deep in the Everglades We grew up around people from out of state and you barely have an accent.

Kira: He's still as dumb as pig swill. I mean, look who he has for a friend.

Hoshi: Yeah, I grant you that Nanook is annoying as hell.

Kira: Do you still think he wants you?

Hoshi: Kira! I'd rather not think about that. *shudder* Anyway, it seems like Billy wants to get in there himself.

Kira: Eeeeew! 

Hoshi: And then there's Cid White. Don't know much about Cid...he's an enigma.

Kira: Not to mention huge.

Hoshi: True, but I've been training you up. Cid, Billy, I've got nothing against you guys. As long as you keep things nice and respectful, I'll treat you with the upmost respect. Just remember that we're not pushovers. We may be small but we're quick and experienced. many men have thought they could push us around and have been proven wrong. The fact that this match is under Torneo Cibernetico rules only pushes things more in our favour. So, good luck and have a good match but it won't be easy, I'll guarantee it. Kira?

Kira leans into full view of the camera as she shakes her hair back.

Kira: Okay, all games aside, I'm not looking to be pushed around. These last few months I've been working away in he gym every day. I may know how to put on a show, but I can put on a mean wrestling match too. Billy, Cid, you're unknowns to me. Heck, I'm stepping down from the big leagues to face you two rookies so don't you overlook us just because of our size and gender because that's a damn good way to end up losing. 

Kira collects herself as Hoshi looks at her.

Hoshi: Good job, sis. You did keep pushing in my way, though.

Kira: You were stealing all the screen-time!

Hoshi: Because I have people skills.

Kira rolls her eyes and walks away as Hoshi shakes her head, then walks towards the camera and shuts it off.