Post by Nascar Billy on Sept 15, 2013 11:19:05 GMT -5
Scene opens up with Nanook and Nascar Billy inside a gym in upstate NY as they get ready to cross the border and head into Canada for Billy's first ever match. Today was a tune up day with one Jeffery Hatemonger, a friend of Nanook's.
JH "Now look. Right you go to lock up."
NB "Okay...like this?"
JH "Yeah now come at me....now as you lock it up, just drive your knee into their gut."
Hatemonger drives his knee in Nascar Billy's gut thus doubling him over. Hatemonger than winds up and drops a elbow across his back.
JH "Now you have them. You can go anywhere from here."
Favoring his back "I see that."
Nanook was checking his phone as he is sitting on a weight bench. He looks up as he puts his phone away.
Nanook "But the sisters they know all of these little tricks so they will see that coming. You have to be quick Billy."
NB "Like how quick?"
Nanook "Quick."
JH "Listen man, We both have been in the ring against the sisters before and they are quick quick."
NB "Quick quick?"
JH "Like, lightening quick quick!"
NB "Damn that quick?"
JH "Hell yeah."
Nanook stands up and makes his way over to where Hatemonger and Billy is at. "Their also slick. I swear Kira baths in baby oil before hitting the ring."
JH "Oh I wouldn't doubt it. Those bitches be slippery and quick."
Nanook "A deadly combination."
NB "Oh man....I dunno about this match."
JH "Oh don't worry kid. You'll be fine. Wanna know why?"
Nanook "These girls can easily be beaten. Don't listen to them. Their both pushovers."
NB "Really?"
JH "They are tiny little piss ants. How much do they weight? 75 pounds at best? You can shove them all over the place, push them down and they won't be able to anything."
NB "Yeah?"
Billy is starting to eat into what Hatemonger is saying but the truth is both Nanook and Hatemonger have a axe to grind against both Hoshi and Kira.
Nanook "Listen Billy. They talk a big game. But they can't back it. The one is dumber than a box of rocks and the other moonlights as a wanna be porn star. She is all about her looks. You backhand her across the face and she will roll out of that ring and will never come back."
JH "You know Nanny, we should give Billy here some PPE's."
Nanook "Some what?"
JH "Personal Protective Equipment."
Billy looks at Hatemonger with a funny look on his face.
Nanook "Have you been reading OSHA's hand book again?"
JH "NO!" Meaning yes. "I think Billy here should have something to protect himself from whatever diseases they have."
NB "What do you mean?"
JH "Oh man I had a body slam match against....Kira was it?"
Nanook "I thought it was Hoshi?"
JH "Doesn't matter. Anyways I won the match when I body slammed her and I spent the next 2 weeks putting all sorts of creams and what not on my forearm because it broke out in a rash. It itched like mad yo!"
NB "What was it?"
JH "That's the thing. The doctors.....they didn't know. I have to rub Vaseline on my arm when I get near water or else it will break out in that rash. It's some nasty shit man."
Billy looks at Nanook with a "No way!" look on his face. Nanook puts his arm around Billy and starts to lead him away from Hatemonger who appears to be scaring the kid more than anything.
Nanook "I'm going to tell you a story and why it is important that you and Cid win this match. I had a match against Hoshi once, on a cruise ship."
NB "A match on cruise ship?"
Nanook "Yes, on a cruise ship. It was called Bruise Cruise. I've signed you up for that here in Can X by the way. The tag titles will look pretty friggin sweet on you. Anyways I have a overboard match against Hoshi and as I was about to toss Hoshi over board....she managed to counter it and use my weight against me...." (Nanook weights in at 400 pounds.....10 years ago) "and I ended up going over board. "
NB "No way?"
Nanook "They kept chugging along in the water and I ended up getting washed up on a island where I was stuck for 3 weeks. I almost died. Ever since then I have wanted nothing but revenge on her and her sister. I don't want to put a ton of pressure on you as this is your first match and all. But if you could beat the Yakamoto sisters. I would be forever in your debt."
They stop as they reach the door to the gym. Their plane leaves in a while and you know how long it takes to get through TSA these days.
NB "Nanook, sir. I will go all out to beat these girls. Mamma raised me to never hit a girl and I have lived by that rule my whole life but when I get in that ring and face off against these two harlots. I will do everything in my power to win this match! I haven't meet Cid White yet but when I tell him the injustices these two witches have done I'm sure he will agree with me that we have to destroy the Yakamoto sisters! You have done nothing but be kind to me. You took me off the farm and showed me a way of life I could have never dreamed off. Hell Mister Nanook I'm going to freaking Canada!!! No one in my family has ever been to Canada and look at me! I'm going to Canada as a professional wrestler! I owe everything to you Nanook! I will not fail you!"
Nanook pats Billy on the back. "I'm already proud of you Billy. I see big things for you in the future."
FTB
JH "Now look. Right you go to lock up."
NB "Okay...like this?"
JH "Yeah now come at me....now as you lock it up, just drive your knee into their gut."
Hatemonger drives his knee in Nascar Billy's gut thus doubling him over. Hatemonger than winds up and drops a elbow across his back.
JH "Now you have them. You can go anywhere from here."
Favoring his back "I see that."
Nanook was checking his phone as he is sitting on a weight bench. He looks up as he puts his phone away.
Nanook "But the sisters they know all of these little tricks so they will see that coming. You have to be quick Billy."
NB "Like how quick?"
Nanook "Quick."
JH "Listen man, We both have been in the ring against the sisters before and they are quick quick."
NB "Quick quick?"
JH "Like, lightening quick quick!"
NB "Damn that quick?"
JH "Hell yeah."
Nanook stands up and makes his way over to where Hatemonger and Billy is at. "Their also slick. I swear Kira baths in baby oil before hitting the ring."
JH "Oh I wouldn't doubt it. Those bitches be slippery and quick."
Nanook "A deadly combination."
NB "Oh man....I dunno about this match."
JH "Oh don't worry kid. You'll be fine. Wanna know why?"
Nanook "These girls can easily be beaten. Don't listen to them. Their both pushovers."
NB "Really?"
JH "They are tiny little piss ants. How much do they weight? 75 pounds at best? You can shove them all over the place, push them down and they won't be able to anything."
NB "Yeah?"
Billy is starting to eat into what Hatemonger is saying but the truth is both Nanook and Hatemonger have a axe to grind against both Hoshi and Kira.
Nanook "Listen Billy. They talk a big game. But they can't back it. The one is dumber than a box of rocks and the other moonlights as a wanna be porn star. She is all about her looks. You backhand her across the face and she will roll out of that ring and will never come back."
JH "You know Nanny, we should give Billy here some PPE's."
Nanook "Some what?"
JH "Personal Protective Equipment."
Billy looks at Hatemonger with a funny look on his face.
Nanook "Have you been reading OSHA's hand book again?"
JH "NO!" Meaning yes. "I think Billy here should have something to protect himself from whatever diseases they have."
NB "What do you mean?"
JH "Oh man I had a body slam match against....Kira was it?"
Nanook "I thought it was Hoshi?"
JH "Doesn't matter. Anyways I won the match when I body slammed her and I spent the next 2 weeks putting all sorts of creams and what not on my forearm because it broke out in a rash. It itched like mad yo!"
NB "What was it?"
JH "That's the thing. The doctors.....they didn't know. I have to rub Vaseline on my arm when I get near water or else it will break out in that rash. It's some nasty shit man."
Billy looks at Nanook with a "No way!" look on his face. Nanook puts his arm around Billy and starts to lead him away from Hatemonger who appears to be scaring the kid more than anything.
Nanook "I'm going to tell you a story and why it is important that you and Cid win this match. I had a match against Hoshi once, on a cruise ship."
NB "A match on cruise ship?"
Nanook "Yes, on a cruise ship. It was called Bruise Cruise. I've signed you up for that here in Can X by the way. The tag titles will look pretty friggin sweet on you. Anyways I have a overboard match against Hoshi and as I was about to toss Hoshi over board....she managed to counter it and use my weight against me...." (Nanook weights in at 400 pounds.....10 years ago) "and I ended up going over board. "
NB "No way?"
Nanook "They kept chugging along in the water and I ended up getting washed up on a island where I was stuck for 3 weeks. I almost died. Ever since then I have wanted nothing but revenge on her and her sister. I don't want to put a ton of pressure on you as this is your first match and all. But if you could beat the Yakamoto sisters. I would be forever in your debt."
They stop as they reach the door to the gym. Their plane leaves in a while and you know how long it takes to get through TSA these days.
NB "Nanook, sir. I will go all out to beat these girls. Mamma raised me to never hit a girl and I have lived by that rule my whole life but when I get in that ring and face off against these two harlots. I will do everything in my power to win this match! I haven't meet Cid White yet but when I tell him the injustices these two witches have done I'm sure he will agree with me that we have to destroy the Yakamoto sisters! You have done nothing but be kind to me. You took me off the farm and showed me a way of life I could have never dreamed off. Hell Mister Nanook I'm going to freaking Canada!!! No one in my family has ever been to Canada and look at me! I'm going to Canada as a professional wrestler! I owe everything to you Nanook! I will not fail you!"
Nanook pats Billy on the back. "I'm already proud of you Billy. I see big things for you in the future."
FTB
